Voice Casting

Every character auditioned three voices. Riley ran the sessions, made everyone uncomfortable, and locked the final picks. These are the voices you hear in every short.

Jerry Gold

Creative Director · Voice: Eric · Smooth, Trustworthy

"I greenlit this project in under two minutes. That's leadership. You're welcome."

Zoe Sparks

Content Research · Voice: Lori · Happy and Sweet

"I found 47 jokes before breakfast! Do you need more? I can find more. Please let me find more."

Milo Quip

Script Development · Voice: Finn · Upbeat Conversational

"I rewrote that joke three times and it's still not funny. That's not my fault. The joke is just bad."

Riley Cast

Casting Supervisor · Voice: Bella · Professional, Bright, Warm

"I've reviewed the casting options. They're all wrong. I'll fix it. Again."

Iris Doodle

Visual Development · Voice: River · Relaxed, Neutral

"I made three concepts. Concept C is risky but transcendent. Jerry will pick A. He always picks A."

Vince Clip

Production · Voice: Daniel · Steady Broadcaster

"Four scenes, eight seconds, delivered on time. I don't know why everyone else makes this complicated."

Lena Cut

Post-Production · Voice: CiCi · Sweet, Loving and Accepting

"This is a 9 out of 10! Actually, you know what, let's call it a 9.5. It's basically perfect!"

Noah Check

Quality Assurance · Voice: Alexander · Clear, Steady, Refined

"Rejected. The punchline lands at 6.2 seconds. The rubric says 5. I don't make the rules. I just enforce them."

Tasha Trend

Distribution & Feedback · Voice: Matilda · Knowledgeable, Professional

"I posted it. The comments are already a disaster. I have opinions about the comments. I will be sharing them."